On the night of their honeymoon, a newly wed. couple had an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the HUSBAND's left foot. Unable to control her WIFE, the WIFE made a phone to her mother from the hospital.
"Mother", she sobbed, "My husband has only one foot..... "
The mother, trying to console her daughter said, "oh! u lucky dear don't worry , your father has only six inches."